Tidy is Not My Middle Name

This 1967 photo is the only known proof¬†that I have actually cleaned something myself. Please note that my sassy dish towel apron did nothing to appease my distaste for this chore, as is evident by my facial expression. I not ashamed at all to admit that I come from a short line of sub-par housekeepers….

I Did It! Whole30 @ Lorens Kitchen

Batshit, right? Giving up grains, dairy, legumes, sugar and alcohol (plus other additives) for a month is something only a crazy person would do. ¬†Well, like most mothers, I blame my offspring for my madness. Harry knew a few people who tried Whole30, and after looking at the book, mentioned he wanted to give it…

Christmas Eve Menu 2013

Sausage Stuffed Mushrooms Standing Rib Roast Red-Skinned Mashed Potatoes with Roasted Garlic Wild Rice Haricot Verts Garden Salad Dinner Rolls Relish Tray Fruit Punch with Sherbet Mini Cupcakes